belong not

- Ever seen a pubic hair in the sink?
- Ever seen Darren Fletcher dribbling and making passes?
- Ever seen a red-plated company car in PS at weekends?
- Ever seen a 14-year-old tripping in a club at 3am?
- Ever found a good-looking-not-family-related-bloke photograph in your girlfriend’s wallet?
- Ever found cuts of toenails sticking in your forehead after you prayed?
- Ever accidentally (or not) entered the ladies room and receiving surprised stares from the inhabitants?
- Ever seen tantowi yahya dressed up in a cowboy attire?

- Ever tried putting action figures in your cubicle, only to be stared by your colleagues who put only a calculator and stacks of papers in their desk?
- Ever listened to the cure’s trust in your PC and being asked “what is that song?” from a cubicle neighbour?
- Ever read the beatles anthology in your office break and getting questions like “aren’t they too old for you?”
- Ever gave a ride to a colleague who in the end refused to listen to your cd collection and preferred to hear the radio instead?
- Ever been involved with a professionalism-in-the-office-heart-to-heart conversation with your boss and forgot completely what was in the conversation the second you walk out from his room?
- Ever asked your colleagues to go watch twilite orchestra’s “adventure to the galaxies” together and realized that some of them haven’t ever seen a starwars movie?
- Ever browsed the internet and wished you were living the life of some other people?

- Ever felt that some things actually don’t belong where they are now?

- Ever felt that you actually don’t belong where you are now?