Things I Could Never Understand

- Why slow drivers tend to drive on the right side of the road, and not feeling even the slightest of sorry by having faster people honking on their back
- Why police officers like to hide in blind spots and stop us later on, rather than standing in front of verbodden signs and prevent us from taking the wrong turns?
- Why does TELKOM say that they're committed to us?
- How come bosses always managed to barge into our cubicles at 5pm and hand over file(s) that need to be done by that very day?
- Why do we have to pay rp 1000,- to non-official-drunk-scary-dirty-looking parkingmen everytime we stop in restaurants, laundrys, minimarkets, mosques, sidewalk food and beverages vendors, etc?
- Why does Sutiyoso think the 3in1 regulation is such a success in reducing the city's traffic?
- How come my mother expects me to obey her, when all she manages to argue when i questioned her policy is "because i said so"?
- Unlike other gadgets', how come the price for Apple products tend not to decline?
- Why do the police officers in TV criminal highlight reports (buser, sergap, etc) look even more scary than the criminals themselves?
- Why don't the ibu2 in a wedding reception have the slightest decency to queue? To make matters worse, they even sometimes invite their friends to enter the queue-raping.
- Why do people like to put on makeups that only make them look even worse?
- Why did the old school teachers (tried) to convince us that we're supposed to feel proud being Indonesians? *please, dont give me because-we're-very-kind-and-nice-people or gemah-ripah-loh-jinawi craps
- Why do we have to pay 1/2 the price of gas in the US, while we only earn 1/10 as much as they do?
- Is there a family connection between Ulil Abshar-Abdala of JIL and Uya Kuya? The faces resemble each other greatly
- Why is Dian Sastro going out with Abi Yapto?
- Why do ALL the ladies in indonesian sinetrons always wake up with their makeup on, wearing high heels, earrings, jewels, etc.